When removing hemorrhoids feels like a vacation

“I just feel like when I am OUT of my house — and, like, IN the world again — I’m like YESSSZZ,” my friend Jane told me several weeks ago after I picked her up from an appointment in Stamford. She’d been stuck at home for a long time.

“I mean, I’m so good OUT there in the world!” she told me as she got in the car, all jazzed up. Apparently Jane even had the receptionist in stitches. “People like me, I’m dynamic — which is why it is killer me to be stuck at home all day, you know?”

I do know. Jane has three kids at home and a husband who travels: You’ve got to jailbreak that scene every now and then, I get it.

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